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Now, I don’t want you to get the wrong idea. I love kids. I have three young ones myself. I don’t even mind if patients bring their kids with them. We do that all the time. I don’t even mind if the kids are somewhat disruptive, like speaking out of turn, constantly asking questions, or even running around. It’s all good.

I was just speculating on what would happen if the kids where heck-bent on destroying stuff or if the parent decided not to manage inappropriate behavior at all and let them run around the office unsupervised. Then I thought it would be funny to put it in a cartoon. So don’t be upset. It’s comedy.

Bye the way, does anyone know the CPT Code for daycare?

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So ever since I announced my new direction on this blog, my readership has increased tremendously. Now, I don’t have advertising on my blog, and I didn’t do it as a publicity stunt, but nevertheless, what happened happened.

All you commenters who want to dissuade me, you can’t. You should probably start your own blog at wordpress.com called ILoveSoloPrivatePracticeAndSoShouldEveryoneElseAndIHateYouIfYouDisagree. That way you can counteract the “faulty reasoning” and “manufactured reality” that I’m feeding the uniformed optometry students because I’m “jaded” and “so opinionated.”

Let’s reiterate. I love being a Wal-Mart Optometrist. I believe it’s the future of primary care optometry. If you disagree, start your own blog.

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I once heard this from a rep, and this cartoon was immediately spawned in my brain.

And I know that women don’t normally buy the engagement ring, and yes, I just use the same pictures and change the words.

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Seriously, would it be okay if we farmed out patient education on presbyopia to the techs or opticians or something? Are eye doctors the only ones on the planet who have ever heard of it? From the 40-something mildly farsighted patients especially I get these incredulous looks.

“But I’ve never needed glasses in my entire life!” they say.

If they can mandate that my child take sex ed in school, why can’t they mandate that everyone be forewarned about the whole presbyopia thing? I remember in second grade health class learning about the digestive tract with a slide show of a cartoon character traveling down a river on brown barrels. Why can’t they do a little ditty about the eyes too?

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