After spending thousands of dollars per month playing the lottery, it’s finally paid off. I won the Idaho lottery, so I’m retiring from the eyecare profession.
With all the money I can pay off my practice loan, student loan, line of credit, credit cards, taxes due and…wait, I guess I’ll have to work a few more years because I still wouldn’t have enough to retire on.
Oh well. Happy April Fools’ Day!
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