Clean Optometry Jokes Part 1

on February 16th, 2009 | Filed under Optoblog

I’ve mentioned before how there is a shortage of good, clean optometry jokes. Well, here are some clean ones:

What is a good name for an eye doctor?
Iris.

How come optometry students are so dumb compared to med school students?
Because they only ever get C’s on their tests.

How come eye doctors are so smart?
Because they were good pupils.

What did the myopic eye say to the nose?
I’m watching you!

What did the GP say to the eyeball at a party?
I’ll contact you later.

What is an eye doctor’s favorite type of makeup?
Masclera.

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  1. For an even better laugh, listen to the lady computer voice read the above podcast. (Click on ” Listen to this blog entry.”)